Dating

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We’d met on Adulino.com and though we’d got on well there was something holding me back from pinning down a date. But after two cancelled meet-ups I’d agreed to drinks – cocktails. When I arrived I was relieved – he looked very nice and had a drink ready for me.

We chatted away for a while until he got onto his recent flat move. He hated where he lived but he’d had to move fast as fast as possible, he said. It sounded dubious, so out came the journalist in me, and after a lot of probing about why he’d moved so swiftly, the story came flooding out. “You can’t judge me, but…” he began. I’d already judged, of course. It transpired he hadn’t got on with an old housemate who’d been hitting on his ex. So he’d taken drastic measures, and I mean drastic.

On a whim one night on a walk home he’d passed a butchers and volunteered to take some end of day off-cuts home. Said off-cuts were two pigs heads, which he’d put in his housemate’s bed for him to find on his return home. His landlord had thrown him out shortly after. I felt like I was on a date with a member of the mafia. It was excellent! Of course this relationship has not become serious, it was very cool story for me!

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